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This Day Drinking Guide strongly recommends brunch. Generally speaking, there are two kinds of brunch: Bottomless-booze brunch can be the bestjust not for your purposes today.
The people at those brunches are not Day Drinkers; they're Brunch Drinkers.
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A fat glass of cab or chianti will get the feels going and probably some tears too if you end up finishing a bottle yourself. You can even pair your wine with cheese. does not have to lead to "I am going to drink. and how, after a few months, getting sober turned into the best thing that ever happened to me. Drinking is really starting to get a bad rap. Why? Cracking a cold one while doing yard work, pouring a glass of wine at the end of the day or.
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Shared bar foods are best here: If you get a little loose and order a hot dog, the world will not end unless a massive asteroid happens to impact the planet at the exact same time you order a hot dog, which is unlikelybut avoid overly filling burgers at all costs. Don't worry -- there will be burgers later. Moving to another dive bar may seem repetitive, but let's face it -- at this point, even if you've been following all the Day Drinking rules laid out thus far, things are going to begin deteriorating.
You want to be in an establishment whose patrons are in a similar state. Never forget: Day Drinking is about spending quality time with good friendsand that's it. All of the pretense that periodically drives Night Drinking should be stripped away. The idea is to talk about life and local sports teams and future plans to go on a road trip that will definitely never happen -- not elderflower liqueur.
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This is good; it's time to start slowing things down. When someone inevitably attempts to order Getting a drink tonight round of whiskey shots, discourage them by showing them this guide. They can even feel free to text me asking if shots are OK, and I will text them back telling them they are stupid. I would say some more Getting a drink tonight those free peanuts, except nobody is lucky enough to just happen into two bars and have them both provide free peanuts.
More water. More water than that. One domestic light beer, maximum. You will not find most of this fun in any way, but it couldn't be more essential to laying Adult Personals hot married latinas foundation for a reasonable physical and mental state the next day. A burger. Maybe that cheesesteak I promised earlier. Possibly entire loaves of bread.